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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the best sunscreen in India for oily sensitive skin?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

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Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

No way

Why does having a college degree no longer carry the same prestige as before? People don't have the same respect for the educated.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading